G C
It's a windy day in the USA
D G
they're dancin' all over the world
Primates laugh at silly things
I think I'm gonna find me a girl
the queen of england's gettin damn old
glass can't cut a rock
Donald Trump's a big fat ass
pass me a Huber Bock
Jam
F C G C
Why oh why can't a shark take a nap
F C G
Why oh why oh why
Scissors never killed a pope
I use a box to keep my stuff
Boiled water hurts my tounge
I never had a cat named fluff
pictures have a lot of dots
my favorite shirt is red
wire holds up radio towers
I'd rather have rum instead
Jam
F C G C
Why oh why is there a spot on Gorby's head
F C G
Why oh why oh why
Some men like their jello
Other men just like eggs
Lions don't pick zits
My name is Tommy Haig
Purple makes little kids grin
I can't even walk
Blimps are really really big things
And that's the end of my talk.
